Check out this video! I made it on a site called Animoto.com . Awesome!!!

BF and DSZ’s wedding on 6.27.09. Turn up your speakers!

Said best with pictures…

Bachelor Party – 97 degrees in Wrigleyville

Nonda and I in Milwaukee

Lunch with the Family

The Civil Ceremony

Pequod’s Pizza with UIUC friends

Foilded credit card trickery at Filene’s

Pete and I – Party bus to the Wedding

Tanya

The Pardy starts here

Cousin Love

TONS of toasts to the new couple

Dancing in the Rain

Even though we had a tent

Nakedness begins after midnight

Abused!

What the hell is Bf doing down there?

They’re so damn cute

Vernie Poo

No women left, so Rambod got it

THE END

Sammy, great pose.

LOL !! I’m going to LAHEY clinic tomorrow for a Drs appointment. This voicemail was transcribed by a computer. Thanks to Kim and Google voice’s slightly leaky transcription service.

Start Trek:

Heroes:

Hahahah, dude had to shed those legendary eyebrows / hamster pelts to become SPOCK.

His name is Sylar / zachary quinto from heroes

Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He next announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each!
However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would buy on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers:
‘Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.’

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys.

They never saw the man or his assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys!

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.

40-ish…………………………49
Adventurous…………………Slept with all your friends
Athletic……………………….No boobs
Average looking……………..Ugly
Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
Contagious Smile…………….Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure…………..On medication
Feminist……………………….Fat
Free spirit……………………..Junkie
Friendship first……………….Former slut
Fun…………………………….Annoying
Gentle…………………………Dull
New Age………………………Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded…………………Desperate
Outgoing………………………Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate……………………Sloppy drunk
Poet……………………………Depressive
Professional…………………..Bitch
Romantic………………………Frigid
Voluptuous……………………Very Fat
Large frame…………………..Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate…………….Stalker