I feel like this mimics all my interactions with my {mom|fiancee}:

and this one for my uncles:

Both from http://damnyouautocorrect.com/

 
Click the picture to enlarge. from http://www.xkcd.com

Nerdiest funniest lolcat.

Bank of America recently appended this to an appraisal of me and the condo I’ve chosen for a loan. I’m referred to as “SUBJECT” through their report. Who says they’re heartless?

THE ECONOMIC REMAINING LIFE OF THE SUBJECT IS APPROXIMATELY 40 YEARS.

Don’t you dare commit any of the seven deadly sins. See below for examples.