Feb 8

Understanding Women’s Personal Ads

Category: funnies

40-ish…………………………49
Adventurous…………………Slept with all your friends
Athletic……………………….No boobs
Average looking……………..Ugly
Beautiful………………………Pathological liar
Contagious Smile…………….Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure…………..On medication
Feminist……………………….Fat
Free spirit……………………..Junkie
Friendship first……………….Former slut
Fun…………………………….Annoying
Gentle…………………………Dull
New Age………………………Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded…………………Desperate
Outgoing………………………Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate……………………Sloppy drunk
Poet……………………………Depressive
Professional…………………..Bitch
Romantic………………………Frigid
Voluptuous……………………Very Fat
Large frame…………………..Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate…………….Stalker

4 comments

4 Comments so far

  1. SarahNo Gravatar February 9th, 2009 12:15 am

    “Wants Soul mate…………… Stalker”

    ahahaha!!

  2. SimiNo Gravatar February 9th, 2009 6:26 pm

    two things…

    1) why are you looking up translations to female personal ads?
    2) how did you get access to my old personal ad? i really was looking for a soul mate…and i found you :)

  3. RaniNo Gravatar February 10th, 2009 9:46 pm

    This was funny! I just translated myself to be a Former Slut who is Annoying and Dull.

  4. Kristian Erik HermansenNo Gravatar February 17th, 2009 3:48 am

    dude, omfg, plentyoffish.com founder is making $10,000,000.00 per year. so sad! we should have done it :-(

    http://www.inc.com/magazine/20090101/and-the-money-comes-rolling-in.html

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